The modern office is a battlefield, where challenges hide behind every corner. There’s intrigue by the photocopier and betrayal lurking in the stationery cupboard. Even the unwashed cereal bowls in the sink are plotting against you. Step forward the new Desk Diver – a watch built for the ultimate office survivor.
The Desk Diver
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It’s time to boss the office with this collaboration between Christopher Ward and watch-remixer seconde/seconde. So take control of the photocopier. And get your enemies fired. Because the workplace is a jungle – and you’re a tiger. Someone just needs to let your boss know.
On the first day of each month, the date window showcases a playful 'coin' emoji, symbolising payday – see it as a gentle reminder to knuckle down and work harder.
We get it, you don’t like to wear a ‘proper’ shirt any more. Tough – that’s office life. Happily the slim 41mm Light-catcher™ case has been designed to sit close to your wrist, meaning it’ll slide under your cuff with ease. Anyway, you can wear your Ramones T-shirt at the weekend – it’ll look great with the bonus yellow Delugs strap that comes with every order.
Your career prospects – and hopefully, overblown salary – depends on organisation. The Desk Diver’s unique pie-chart design brings dial and bezel together to divide your day up into the things that matter. Live your life by the dial – and watch as you climb the corporate ladder.
When you order the Desk Diver, it’ll arrive in a specially-designed – and very sexy – box with branded pencils, Post-it notes, highlighters, board pins and paperclips. They’re all yellow. So good for Coldplay fans, too.
As a remix of our classic Aquitaine retro-diver, the Desk Diver boasts a curved sapphire bezel – which helps you divide your day into ‘meaningful’ tasks. You didn’t know a watch could pinpoint the ideal time for your tea break. But you do now.
The yellow Delugs strap – included with every watch – gives you the chance to show off your sporty side. Useful when you’re reluctantly included in the office five-a-side team.
Engineered for divers. Created for untrustworthy, ambitious – but lazy – office workers, the Desk Diver will help you navigate the ins and outs of office life. And look absolutely incredible while doing so. When your promotion eventually arrives, you can thank us.
